I rubbed wet neon pink nail varnish on my brand new Aztec print wiggle dress (it's as good as it sounds).

WHAT CAN I DO? Help me readers, help me. I want tried and tested results.

From me, and him. In the words of CO;

[Teeter teeter]

COMING TO GET YOOOOOOOUUUU

Whaaaa, how did this one sneak past me? Tarina Tarantino for Kidrobot? Probably the best collabo this side of Kaiser Karl for H&M. The jewellery line will go on sale on July 30 at Kidrobot and the TT store in Soho. I love Tarina, and although her Barbie line was a bit of a letdown, her Hello Kitty stuff is awesome, and this is a return to form.

The range of suitably sparkly necklaces, earrings, charmns, rings and bracelets will range from £30 to £500 (!).



Photos from the NY Times. Thanks guys!

Missbehave is my number one favourite blog. Sorry, blogosphere. Today they were posting about those airbrushed t-shirts that are so popular in LA. I guess they're popular elsewhere, but everytime I've been to LA everyone's been all over them like herpes. And why not? They're amazing. The Missbehave gang befriended Queen Bee, who is only, like, the best airbrusher evah. Check out the Cher and Englebert Humperdink images above. Who the hell requests an Englebert Humperdrink airbrushed shirt? A genius, I guess. I want a Karl Lagerfeld one, obviously.

I mean, I know Tatler isn't a great magazine, but do they not have picture editors or something? Maggie Gyllenhaal is a beautiful woman! This is a beautiful dress! This is the worst photo ever! How has that happened? My main fault is the eyeliner/lack of eyes. I hate seeing girls with that terribly applied, thin black eyeliner. It makes your eyes look worse than Renee Zelwegger's. The problem here isn't thin little slivers of kohl, but... I don't even know. Somehow, Maggie no longer has eyes. And I'm sorry about that, because eyes are a useful tool.