One of the negatives of not wearing trousers any more is that I don't get to wear socks. Every now and then I get the opportunity to slip a pair on and BOY is it a (comfortable) novelty. My boyfriend wears a variation on these most days and raves about how pulling them right up is basically the sartorial equivalent of an enema, ie, the most satisfying thing on the planet. Anyway, one thing that would mos def tempt me back to the world of pants is these Ashidashi socks. I don't know which are my favourite...


The meat?


The fags?


The wood grain?


The OMG MARIO?


Nah, it's gotta be the intestines.


Actually, fuck that, it's the pencil. OH GOD THIS IS SO HARD.

K, just go buy yourself some awesome ASHIDASHI socks here.

OMG I like Litter SF a lot. They have weird stuff like shoe jewellery (who knew?), knee straps and arm tassels. Don't get that in H Samuel do you? Here are my favourite things:


Bullets & Chains Knee Strap


Arm Tassels


Chain Suspenders


Pamela Headband (OMG BARB WIRE)


Shoe straps!!

Oh & they have a blog where you can see how amazing they are too. Uhmmmmmm OK take it, take another little piece of my heart why don't you?

ILU girl, but you can't inflict this hair on kids. And what's with everyone bleaching their offspring? Just 'cos you've been doing it since teenagedom, doesn't mean it's right. Oh well, Kingston is still the best celeb child around, if that's not weird to say.



While I'm being creepy, I want to take a moment to show you Des's nails. Des is my all time number one Internet ~idol~, and these nails are testimony to that. Guh guh guh. Go see her blog, The Boobs, for more guh-ness. Heroic.

I like this mysterious shampoo advert. Reminds me of the hair at Marc!



Pic c/o The Coolhunter

Uhmmm so as if Kim Gordon designing a line for Urban Outfitters wasn't exciting enough... Now she's selling her own actual wardrobe remnants with them? Does she not realise that I might be able to find flecks of her DNA on these items and keep them in a petri dish for my own personal use? As of May 28th, a selection of Mrs G's garms will be up for grabs (complete with SIGNED LABELS!!) on UO's Urban Renewal site. Gadzooks. Bagsy me getting the blue shiny trousers.

Pics and source would be Refinery 29