I love Brit-Brit, so don't get me wrong, but yeah for sure, The Old Britney Was Hotter. It is grammatically correct I guess, but the wording kinda looks weird, no? Still, it's an awesome design and I'll buy it. I plan to wear it with my new Britney ~Hidden Fantasy~ fragrance, which is currently beating Holloaks For Her as my favourite perfume.

RIP Amelia's, RIP.

Who next???

I don't know what the technical term is for when you're looking for one thing on eBay and you come across something else that then leads you somewhere else again. Being bored? I dunno. That's how I came across these sexy beast shoes, anyway.

Can you say second rate Rodarte?? MAN, they're awesome. I totes want to buy these, get out my stud gun and some nails and create a pair of bitching BDSM shoes. Don't you go bidding on my shoes now I've shared this with you plz.

Once a KISS pumpkin has been achieved, you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd made it as a vegetable carver extraordinaire (wait, is a pumpkin a fruit?), but you'd be wrong. So, so, so pitifully wrong.



I mean SRSLY, how embarrassed are you? I'm like, 11 out of 10 embarrassed. How did I make it to 24.5 years of age without thinking of this? I'm appalled, frankly, at anyone who has ever told me I'm a good person, clever, or funny. I am none of those three adjectives, because I never once thought of a Chanel pumpkin. Ugh, I feel sick. CocoChic is the new black, all hail CocoChic. Arise, Sir CocoChic. FabSugar are also kinda responsible, so all hail them too.

PS I feel it's only fair to tell you that the KISS pumpkin above isn't mine. It's made by this dude. However, I did make one last year that was basically identical AND EQUALLY AMAZING.

I spent all weekend being all smug about the weather, and now the gods of nature have decided to punish me. Oh it's so humid in London! There's been no real rain for weeks! I might have a winter picnic!

Fuck you, Gibson, said the weather. Today was gross. Dark, rainy, windy. Well y'know what I say? Fuck you, rain! Fuck you right back.

Rain's eye view;



In your face, rain! Buy a Fuck The Rain umbrella here, and feel better about things.