When I saw this t-shirt earlier, I got some kind of weird labyrinthitis shit and had to lie down. Not just because it's so bitching but because it looks identical to an illustration in an optical illusion book I had as a child. I wish I had a point of reference to share but I don't. Take my word for it. Woah. I had the weirdest deja vu EVER. Sitting on the rug in the front room with tomato soup. ARGH MIND FUCK IMPLOSION.

If you didn't happen to have whatever this fucking book is that I'm talking about; buy the shirt here.

Mulling over Halloween outfits, you have to question why you would ever dress as Jessica Rabbit if you weren't her. I mean, that's just embarassing.

I think I'll just dress as Gene Simmons for the 9th year in a row.

1) The fact that they 'won't bind your legs'?

2) The unique hidden gusset?

3) The lifetime guarantee?

4) The fact that Chuck Norris Action jeans that 'won't bind your legs' and come with a unique hidden gusset and lifetime guarantee exist?

Zelda Kaplan is 92. This photo was taken for BlackBook at celeb-tastic hangout, Bungalow 8 in New York. The interview is amazing. She is my hero. I want to be her. I don't go out anymore and I'm 24! Get with it, Grandma.

When BlackBook arranged the interview she told them; "Remember, sweetie, don't call until four or five in the afternoon. Otherwise, I'll still be in bed." Of course you will. Can Zelda get cooler? Why yes, yes she can. She is a trained ballroom dancer who has travelled the world to raise awareness about female genital mutilation. Amazing. Anyway, back to the subject of partying;

"I like to go out... I like to be with nice people, although not the types who get sloppy, sloppy drunk." That counts me out then. I love her attitude on the ~kids today~ too. "Women today, these girls, present their fannies to men by bending over at the bar. And the men, they come up close behind them, you know, moving. I’ve presented myself to men like that before, but never in public."

I LOVE YOU ZELDA, PLZ ADOPT ME.

Read the entire interview at BlackBook!

Wow, I looked at these for about 20 minutes before I realised what the centre of the medal was. It was seriously that long. I was just admiring them as tasteful, historical looking pins. Even the name 'Console Wars Veteran' didn't twig. Wow.