Arena magazine closed yesterday after 22 years. Homme Plus will continue, as will the international editions.

There is literally nothing on the planet more painful to watch than a model falling over, mid-show. There probably is actually, but I haven't seen it so it doesn't count, whatever it is.



Cashing in on this model misery is L'Officiel, whose latest issue features this editorial of models doing just that. I only just saw this shoot on ONTD_FF today, so apologies if it's totes old news, but I enjoyed it anyway. Funny, clever, all the above and more.

I missed out the shot where you can see the model's tramp stamp, because it totally fucks the whole thing up if you ask me.

Pics c/o ONTD_FF, of course.

Things that will never stop being funny; this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Valentino, the Family Guy song about AIDS, the Yo Dawg meme and the fact that Americans use 'fanny' for 'ass' while us Brits tend to use 'fanny' for 'vagina'. I mean really, that never gets tired.

All of which (or, actually, none of which), leads me to this shirt from Brooklyn Industries. The design is called 'Fanny Pals', which I think is where I was going with all that.

Do you know what Autumn/Winter '09 has not had enough of? WADERS. I know, right? God, the other designers must be feeling like total tits now. How embarassing! Christ you guys, keep up.



Miuccia must be laughing all the way to the bank.

SRSMENT though, I love it. Practical, too. Oh, and did you know there was wader porn? OF COURSE THERE IS.

I didn't realise that Kim Gordon's Mirror/Dash label was so affordable and tasteful. Well done Kim, not only are you supremely talented, hot and probably the coolest woman alive, but you are also a capabale designer. HIGH FIVE!



Available ~exclusively~ at Urban Outfitters.