Lanvin finale. Oh my! My picture account is ballsed up at the moment hence the lack of pictures, but dudes, that's what Style's for.

*I'm starting an epic swearbox. Not allowed to say it anymore.

Should probably be sacked from work for this. A celeb perfume has sneaked under the radar without me noticing, and, more crucially, it's a fragrance from AMANDA LEPORE. My number one top trannie EVER. How did this happen?

The $950 limited edition scent (called, naturally, Amanda) has been designed by perfumer to the stars, Christophe Laudamiel and is inspired by a fragrance that he made for 'Manda for her birthday years ago.

The 'notes' of Amanda are literally the best thing I've ever heard. A few boring flowers, snore, but then this;

"...combines with elegant citrus inspired by an Italian Renaissance elixir to give the fragrance a golden shimmer that is reinforced with a real sliver of Cristal champagne. For quirkiness, there is a dash of cucumber and strawberry and a stroke of a red-lipstick accord."

Champagne, cucumbers and lipstick. NATCH! The bottles are covered in Swarovski crystals, obviously, and each one sold also comes with a signed booklet featuring photographs of Ms. Lepore by Nico Iliev. Amazing. Amazed.

Pics c/o Nico Iliev Photography/Artware Editions.

I just saw a hint of this incredible-looking shoot on Baby Sinead (NSFW!). Epic (sorry for my obsession with that word lately, I need to find a new one. Maybe gnarly is it?). Anyway, I need to know more about this porn. Someone in her comments says it's a Hustler shoot. Will largely be spending this weekend reseaching Matti Klatt (sp?).

Just saw this shirt on the M.I.S.S Crew blog. It's from another stellar label called Magick Outlaw. They have plenty of gnarly designs already, but this one from the new collection TAKES THE CAKE. Or should that be Kate? No, no it shouldn't.

M.I.S.S are at Pool in Las Vegas, so you should keep checking out their blog for more exciting backstage gozz.

Remember that awesome Steven Meisel/Vogue prints shoot from Vogue Italia last year? (No wait, the year before...? What day is it?) Of course you do, it was the shit.

Excitingly, but a little weirdly, Barneys are now selling a limited edition JIGSAW of the shoot. Or at least one shot. Awesome. It has 1000 pieces. Is that hard? I haven't done a jigsaw in quite literally about 15 years. The bad news is that it costs $750. WTF? I hope there's no pieces missing for that price.

MY IDEA: Any of those photo shops that make mugs and mouse mats should make jigsaws too. Why not knock out your own fake? That's what I'd do, but then I'm cheap.