How wrong is it on a scale of 1 to BONER that I have a total bonk-on for these shoes? Do they look like special shoes?

Sadie Cork Wedge Sneaker in Seafoam by 80%20nyc, $85, available at Karmaloop

The lovely and ever-glam Lulu Guinness is relaunching one of her London stores this Saturday, and you, yes you, are invited. The store is at 3 Ellis Street, London, SW1X 9AL (nearest tube being Sloane Square) and as well as 50% (50%!!! Recession-tastic!) off all fragrances, there's free cupcakes.

I'd say it was worth it for the free cupcake alone, but then I'm a piglet. Go and buy something nice, it's sunny outside.

Topshop should have just written, 'I wear those headbands that don't suit Peaches Geldof, have a rich daddy and have never heard of The Holy Modal Rounders. ~Peace! Lol!~

It would have been a nice shirt then.

Last night I went to a rad party hosted by Radox at the even rad-er Shoreditch House. The event is kind of a blur thanks to the tequila cocktails (or rather my inability to say, 'no thanks, I've had enough') but I do recall this happening;


Pic c/o Mr Paparazzi

Psyche!

You'd think there'd be some kind of celebrity service for preventing this kind of thing. If you care, I think Aisleyne looked better. I love TPT, but Ais owned it in her own getto-lite way. If you want to join the club, it's £40 from Topshop.

I got a Tumblr. I don't really know what the point is, but feel free to look at it.

http://furcoat.tumblr.com