Don't get me wrong. I realise how hard it is to be a young designer. It's tough. Long hours, no money, no recognition. It's a slog. I realise that all press is good press, and you have to take whatever deals are thrust your way.

That being said, Preen for Bodyform is one of the most WTF collabos I've heard of in a while. Bodyform! Pantyliners! Not even tampons! I don't get it. What are one of Britain's top design duos doing designing storage containers for pantyliners? If, for whatever reason, you are into this whole scene, their protective towel tins (TOWEL TINS? Who keeps their sanitary goods in a dainty tin?) are up for grabs now.

PS My favourite part of the campaign is the fact that Bodyform clearly think that women are morons. According to their site, the tins are also handy for 'storing your jewellery and hairclips'! Like, ZOMG! Neat-o!

Kat Von D looked bad. I want to like her, I really do. I respect her. I enjoy her. I do not enjoy her.



She wore those shoes again. Maybe she doesn't read the blog? I dunno.



Jessica Simpson looks thin, and her dress looks like a romper suit. I love Jessica Simpson (there, I said it) and I'm worried for her, frankly.



Cameron Diaz looked incredible (what else is new?). Wow. No wonder she won. Seeing dresses like this make me wish I had skinny legs. Check out that dude from that TV show that was on Channel 4 once in the background. Gagging. For. It.

Champagne or wine... anything else is a whore's drink.

Stylist Annabel Tollman, on her drink of choice.

I saved the above picture when I was drunk, and gave it the name 'Glaiator Snadl', but I assume you'll get my drift.

I've been pondering gladiator sandals for about 6 years now. I love them, but I have cankles so it's not the best move, Trinny-and-Susannah-dressing-for-your-body-wise. I need a low ankle strap, which seems night on impossible to find. I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time studying sandals, and when these bad boys appeared on my radar, I kind of decided I could do without looking good because they're just so fucking awesome. AND, they're £10 from Peacocks. Yeah, I know.

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