That's all your getting because, frankly, it's all you need to know.

The FABULOUS, dashing, debonair Andrew Marr was spotted at the festival on Saturday evening, no doubt heading down to the pit to catch Jay Z. Looking good, Andy, looking good.

To create Mr Marr's dressed-down festival look, I've put together this handy guide.



Start your outfit with a nice clean long sleeve white tee -- dressed down dad done good. Paired with your favourite pair of blue jeans, it's a winning casual weekend look. Let's not forget we're up againt the elements here, and mud is so not in the vocab of a smart BBC type. A dashing pair of black Hunter wellingtons are essential to your Glasto outfit - a classic Brit label, reinvented by Kate Moss and co. Practical and fashionable - full marks. You might also want to pack an anorak, as modelled by Mr Marr. This red North Face number will ensure you don't fade into the crowd, as well as keeping you nice and warm and dry. It's Marr approved! Finally, a backpack is a vital addition to any festival outfit. Perfect for your sarnies and thermos, it can hold everything a BBC field reporter might need. This on-trend star print Jansport number may not be exactly what Old Del Marr is using, but I think you'll agree it's suitably snazzy.

Didn't I? Kate Moss's lost red carpet weave is up on Ebay, with the current bid at €605 -- that's just under £500.

One question. Why?

PS - Marcy Blaine Told You So, too.

I'm so busy with the new job and I have had no nights at home this week.. eep! I'm sorry. To make up for my slacking, check out my song of the summer. It's BPA - Toe Jam. BPA (Brighton Port Authority) is Fat Boy Slim's latest venture, and on this track he's joined by my main man David Byrne and lovely little Dizzee Rascal. It's probably the best song you'll hear this summer. Just sayin'.

It's slightly NSFW so click with caution if breasts are a no go in your office (what are you, a mormon?)

I get it. I'm going to spend £50 on a t-shirt. OK, I see. I understand. I'm resigned to that, it's OK.

TITS (lol) @ Karmaloop.com

I love Vogue Nippon. I LOVE Fafi. This should be the stuff of dreams. But something about it is juuust a little bit off. I dislike the use of little girls in the shoot, even if that does make me a Daily Mail reader. I mean, the point of the Fafinettes is that they're sexy and a little bit slutty, which isn't something I generally associate with pre-pubescent girls. Still, the photos look nice, which I guess is something. See the whole series here, and make an informed decision for yourself.



Talking of Daily Mail unapproved Fafi-ness, how do you like THESE apples? Yeah, it's a Fafi knife, ooooh yeah.