Hollyoaks perfume. In stores September. BE EXCITED. I am. Just one sniff and you too could be bulimic/murdered/shag your sister/have a baby with pretend meningitis.

New i-D with Naomi and Stefano Pilati. Keep up the good work, chaps.

Ol' Lil has taken the advice of just about everyone on the planet and gone back to her brunette roots. It's clearly not her real hair, but even so, don't she look good? Around 85% better, I'd say, although I do have a real soft spot for that pastel washed-out look she's been sporting lately.

Joy t-shirts are fairly awesome. They feature the hand-scrawled likeness of people from all over the place. When you buy one, you upload your photo, which then becomes available for others to purchase and wear. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat, that's so meta I might just pass out.

As well as being neato, the folk at Joy explain that the concept of the range is to take an active stance against racism and discrimination while being an advocate for peace and equality, 'because in someway or another, we are all connected!'

I chose (from left to right), Lara Hockman, because she looks like my drunk face, Ali McGregor, because obviously, and Susan Dickson because she's got a good solid name.

"Ever wish your baby had some formal wear? For those high-end play dates?" No, no I've never wished that.

This website is called Heelarious. They sell heels for children aged 0-6 months. The RRP is $350. Of course I understood they are made from soft fabric, and that the heel collapses under weight, and that they are 'not intended for walking'. They are, however, intended to be 'heelarious'. I can't help but wonder, what the fuck is the point?