Missbehave is my number one favourite blog. Sorry, blogosphere. Today they were posting about those airbrushed t-shirts that are so popular in LA. I guess they're popular elsewhere, but everytime I've been to LA everyone's been all over them like herpes. And why not? They're amazing. The Missbehave gang befriended Queen Bee, who is only, like, the best airbrusher evah. Check out the Cher and Englebert Humperdink images above. Who the hell requests an Englebert Humperdrink airbrushed shirt? A genius, I guess. I want a Karl Lagerfeld one, obviously.

I mean, I know Tatler isn't a great magazine, but do they not have picture editors or something? Maggie Gyllenhaal is a beautiful woman! This is a beautiful dress! This is the worst photo ever! How has that happened? My main fault is the eyeliner/lack of eyes. I hate seeing girls with that terribly applied, thin black eyeliner. It makes your eyes look worse than Renee Zelwegger's. The problem here isn't thin little slivers of kohl, but... I don't even know. Somehow, Maggie no longer has eyes. And I'm sorry about that, because eyes are a useful tool.

Nicole 'Coco' Austin (above) is best known for being Ice-T's wife. Actually, that's not strictly true. She's best known for having the most stupendous arse on the planet. There's not much point to this post other than to show off her now look, just posted on her Myspace. Her 'rock' look, as she's dubbed it. I think we can all agree she looks very nice, but what the DICKENS is she wearing?

Hollyoaks perfume. In stores September. BE EXCITED. I am. Just one sniff and you too could be bulimic/murdered/shag your sister/have a baby with pretend meningitis.

New i-D with Naomi and Stefano Pilati. Keep up the good work, chaps.