What with this blog being called what it is, you might be interested to know my stance on the old fur issue. That, dear reader, can wait for another day. Today let's just take a moment to enjoy the latest shoot from Vogue Paris, Raquel Zimmerman shot by Mario Testino. I wonder what PETA have to say about it? I'm sure we'll find out soon... See the whole set here!

This bag from Rebecca Minkoff is amazing. It seems like every time I go grocery shopping I come back with a baguette and a bottle of Aldi's finest, so it's pretty much made for me. Oh, and there's a whole other compartment for other shopping... cocktail sausages, Pringles, brie - the essentials. It costs (cough) £95, but 5% of the profits go to the Earth Organisation so that makes it OK.

Not only do I want one of these, I need one of these.

The Ugly Bag, £1, here

I never knew who bought those press-on eyeshadow kits. I mean, how lazy/incompetent/incapable do you need to be to use stick on eyeshadow? They are totally non cost-effective, and, probably, don't really work.

However, I've had to rethink all that. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was wrong about everything? Maybe Scarlett Johansson is the greatest actress of our generation, Sofia Coppola is a talented director, and eggs actually taste OK. These leopard print stick on eyeshadows are probably the greatest invention of the 21st century. You also might be interested to know that they come in a set with zebra (!!) and camo print (!!).

No, that's not not the latest insult on the streets of Sheffield (actually, it might be, I haven't been home in a while), but an actual FACT. Kerry Katona's new perfume (!!!), Outrageous, is on sale now. Run, don't walk! It comes in an apple shaped bottle, for reasons which I cannot ascertain. Kerry... fruit... Iceland... no, me neither.

I will regret for the rest of my life that I couldn't make the launch (damn you graduation, damn you). Close friends and associates may be aware that I'm verging on obsessed with Kerry. I wrote a 15,000 word essay on the girl as part of my MA, that's how obsessed. She fascinates me, like no other Z list celebrity has ever managed.

Anyway, the new fragrance, which probably smells like kebabs and sick, is on sale now. Not at Iceland, strangely.