A. When it is a dress with A DOLLAR SIGN MONEY BAG PRINT. THAT'S WHEN. THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING WHEN.

This is a divorce ring from Gisele Ganne. Kinda makes me want to get married just so I can get divorced.

Read all about the concept here!

I'm a bit of a fat bastard and, just to remind me, I have a selection of My Paper Crane/Kid Robot Yummy Donut charms on my keys. They make me hungry on a daily basis, but their little smiling faces make it worthwhile.



I think I'm going to have to add to my collection with these Atmos keyrings. Less smiling faces, more realistic looking food. Win!

So first of all everyone laughed at Solange's outfit. Then everyone realised it was actually awesome. Then Missbehave located her bitching carousel print tights. Then I paid a visit to Look From London myself.



I was all ready to have a hearty LOL at the, frankly, weird array of patterns and prints available. Ho ho! Plaid! Oh how original, argyle! Pish posh. But then I found the 'animal' section, and my life changed. Maybe I was wrong about everything? I need to do some serious rethinking. There is nothing I want more right now than a pair of stallion or jaguar stockings. Nothing. Oh, apart from maybe the Lord's Prayer print. Mind. Blown. Amen.

I hate Gok Wan. His obsession with the word 'bangers' (I know, I gagged just typing it). His obsession with unsightly waist belts (I know, I gagged just typing it). His need to 'style' every outfit with 14 different varieties of accessory (I know, I gagged just typing it). He makes me want to gauge my eyes out with a melon baller.

That being said, you can only imagine my joy when I got a release this morning for his very own range of underwear for Simply Yours. Bangerific. Do you want to hear some names of products from the range? I'm gonna tell you anyway. If I had to hear them, you do too. Let's start with the Banger Booster. No? How about the Boobylicious Basque? Not working for you? The Slicker Knicker? No? The Gok Wan Is A Total And Utter Tool Waist Belt? Oh wait, I made that one up.

I have no idea if his products work. They're probably OK. Unfortunately, the fact that his face is on the box, the fact that he 'designed' them, the fact that they have terrible names, and the fact that he might get some money from them mean that I will never purchase them to find out. Sorry?

Thanks to this blog for the picture. It's not Gok, but it sure as hell looks like him.

PS Remember when Gwen Stefani wasn't shit?