If I was a hip young singleton, you can guarantee that I would be picking this Handshake Stamp Ring up right now, clicking in my name and number and scampering around shaking hands all over town, thus distributing my deets to the relevant audiences in a more civilised manner than the usual toilet wall technique.

As it is, I might just buy one and write 'your mum'.

Genius design from Afroditi.

Dior are so clever. They make these collections that are, to be honest, not great, but because I'm brainwashed into liking EVERYTHING DIOR DO, I like it anyway.



I do, however, like these dresses quite a lot.



9/50 ain't bad, and I'm sure I'll like the rest once I see them on some generic slebs.

So we're all agreed on Balmain, yeah? My only sad face is because it means another season of 'military' jackets on the high street.




Jeans. Good.




Bodycon. Good. SEQUINS!!!!!!!!1 Good.




Prom-my dresses. Good.

I'm putting in my usual bid for 'please upload the shoe shots now Chris Moore'.

It was the Soap Awards! It was the Soap Awards! At some point! Who CARES when? It happened! It produced this! Disclaimer: I think Hollyoaks is one of the greatest shows ever made. Just sayin'.



This is made of ~ethnic material, therefore it's classy. I actually can't believe that hair. It's worth a zoom in. WHAT IS GOING ON? I think this is what they mean by regional hairdressing.



Her hair is eating her. It's slowly moving in from the sides and around the top, and will soon engulf her completely. Even her boobs are making a bid for escape. I just don't even understand this dress. Is it Bottega Veneta themed or something?



My favourite thing about this look is how she looks kinda sexy, but still keeps it classy. You know, that whole thing about only showing one asset at a time -- legs or boobs, not both. She gets that, and that's what I like.

Toot toot! Here comes the collabo-wagon on its seemingly bi-weekly visit. Who's aboard this time? Why it's Jeremy Scott and Adidas Originals! Toot toot! Expect the probably STELLAR range to drop Feb 2009. Jokes about one-legged tracksuits will not be tolerated, thank you.

PS I double dare you to google image search 'Jeremy Scott star' with SafeSearch off (snigger)