I'm sorry for the lack of postage this week. I'm mega busy at work, I'm about to go on holiday and, perhaps more importantly, fuck all is going on in the world. Everyone's in pre-Fashion Week meltdown, what do you expect?

In the meantime, check out Bitch Buzz for stuff that I have found time to write about. Normal service will resume soon, I promise!

A. When it is a dress with A DOLLAR SIGN MONEY BAG PRINT. THAT'S WHEN. THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING WHEN.

This is a divorce ring from Gisele Ganne. Kinda makes me want to get married just so I can get divorced.

Read all about the concept here!

I'm a bit of a fat bastard and, just to remind me, I have a selection of My Paper Crane/Kid Robot Yummy Donut charms on my keys. They make me hungry on a daily basis, but their little smiling faces make it worthwhile.



I think I'm going to have to add to my collection with these Atmos keyrings. Less smiling faces, more realistic looking food. Win!

So first of all everyone laughed at Solange's outfit. Then everyone realised it was actually awesome. Then Missbehave located her bitching carousel print tights. Then I paid a visit to Look From London myself.



I was all ready to have a hearty LOL at the, frankly, weird array of patterns and prints available. Ho ho! Plaid! Oh how original, argyle! Pish posh. But then I found the 'animal' section, and my life changed. Maybe I was wrong about everything? I need to do some serious rethinking. There is nothing I want more right now than a pair of stallion or jaguar stockings. Nothing. Oh, apart from maybe the Lord's Prayer print. Mind. Blown. Amen.